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A better-looking version of you
fleshes out the interesting impulses
you suppress inside that
mediocre sweatshirt.
At last your fantastical love
scenes receive proper lighting.
Your meandering dreams?
Sharpened by focus groups.
Your ambitions enjoy
supplemental ad support.
Your courage, stunt doubles.
Predictably inferior villains
serve as target practice for
your perfectly flung one-liners.
Witty coworker banter
serves as calisthenics
for your perfected politics.
Sit back and relax as
the narrator’s witty voice-over
unpacks the cumbersome symbolism
making up your life.